The object of the game is to collect and stash matching pairs of Chaos Cards to earn points. In this 2-player battle, avoid Diaper Bombs, outsmart your opponent, and end the game with the most stashed cards to win.

  1. Remove all Diaper Bomb and Defuse Cards from the deck.

  2. Shuffle remaining Chaos Cards; Deal 3 to each player and 7 to the table.

  3. Add 2 Diaper Bombs to the table cards.

  4. Shuffle the table cards and place them face-down in a 3x3 grid. (No peeking).

  5. Shuffle the remaining Diaper Bombs, Defuse, and Chaos Cards. Place face-down next to the grid as the draw pile.

Your turn is played in 3 steps:

  1. Secretly look at 1 face-down card in the grid. Don’t let your opponent see.

    • If it’s a Chaos or Defuse:
      Add it to your hand. Replace the empty grid spot with any card from your hand, face-down.

    • If it’s a DIAPER BOMB:
      Boom! Flip it face-up and leave it in the grid.

      • Got a DEFUSE? Discard it and continue to Step 2.

      • No DEFUSE? You’re hit—give 2 cards from your hand to the other player.  Your turn ends immediately.

  2. Stash Matching Pairs

    • If you have a matching pair of Chaos Cards, place them face-up in front of you. That’s called stashing and it’s how you earn points.  You may stash one pair per turn.

  3. DRAW BACK UP TO 3

    • If you have fewer than 3 cards, draw until you have 3.

The game ends when the draw pile is empty or all 8 Diaper Bombs are revealed in the grid—whichever comes first.

At that point, players stash any remaining pairs in their hand and discard the rest. Then, count your stashed Chaos Cards.

Whoever stashed the most wins.

ENJOY 🥳.

FAQ

  • Is there a way to make the game easier?

    • Diaper Bomb is already quick and easy, but to make it even easier, use the Pink Cereal Bomb Cards as wild cards— as a wild card they can pair with any Chaos Card to make a match.

  • What happens to Defuse Cards after they’re played?

    • After a Defuse Card is played remove it from the game, or for an easier game shuffle it back into the draw pile after each use.