The object of the game is to collect and stash matching pairs of Chaos Cards to earn points. In this 2-player battle, avoid Diaper Bombs, outsmart your opponent, and end the game with the most stashed cards to win.

  1. Shuffle Chaos Cards; Deal 3 to each player.

  2. Shuffle 7 Random Chaos Cards and 2 Diaper Bombs. Place them face-down in a 3x3 grid. No peeking.

  3. Shuffle the remaining Diaper Bombs, Defuse, and Chaos Cards. Place face-down next to the grid as the draw pile.

Your turn is played in 3 steps:

  1. Secretly look at 1 face-down card in the grid. Don’t let your opponent see.

    • If it’s a Chaos or Defuse:
      Add it to your hand. Replace the empty grid spot with any card from your hand, face-down.

    • If it’s a DIAPER BOMB:
      Boom! Flip it face-up and leave it in the grid.

      • Got a DEFUSE? Discard it and continue to Step 2.

      • No DEFUSE? You’re hit—give 2 cards from your hand to the other player.  Your turn ends immediately.

  2. Stash Matching Pairs

    • If you have a matching pair of Chaos Cards, place them face-up in front of you. That’s called stashing and it’s how you earn points..  You may stash one pair per turn.

  3. DRAW BACK UP TO 3

    • If you have fewer than 3 cards, draw until you have 3.

The game ends when the draw pile is empty or all 8 Diaper Bombs are revealed in the grid—whichever comes first.

When that happens: players discard their hands and count their stashed Chaos Cards.

Whoever stashed the most wins.

ENJOY 🥳.